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The Heart Attack Grill, at the time of my visit, located in Tempe, Arizona, has become quite a sensation, due to the fact that they serve probably the best burgers and fries (cooked in lard) on the planet, which makes "vegans," P.E.T.A., the Sierra Club, and Greenpeace, and tree-huggers cringe, due to the fact that each burger is loaded with nasty calories, fats, and probably contributes to global warming, and other environmental disaster. PLUS the burgers are served by sexy, "faux-nurses" and has the Arizona State Board of Nursing, aroused, or should I say, riled, as they feel that Dr. Jon's waitresses degrade the nursing profession. Actually, if the Board of Nursing ever visited Heart Attack Grill, and really saw Dr. Jon's "nurses," they would probably be impressed with the most delicious, commercially-prepared burger on the planet, the spotlessly-clean restaurant, the jubilant, friendly crowd, and the fast, friendly service. So what if the waitresses are dressed up as "faux-nurses?" It only adds to the atmosphere and actually gives the nursing profession a huge public relations boost. Enough of the commentary, as it's time for the photos. I hope your Internet connection is DSL or better, as I have quite a few large photos to post. But hang on to your chair, gentlemen, it's worth the wait...
Photo: I visit Heart Attack Grill on Wednesday, March 16, 2007, at 11:30 in the morning, at the start of the busy lunch hour. Note the mostly male clientele, and nurse Kortnie in the extreme left of the photo, and Dr. Jon in the kitchen, at the far right-hand side of the photo. The menu is posted above the order counter. During my visit, the Grill was packed with happy customers!
Photo: Nurse Stacie shows her lovely assets, as nurse Sherrie makes change. Note the television, tuned to ESPN, and the American flag, in the upper right-hand corner of the photo. Not to mention the many happy diners.
Photo: Nurse Kortnie, at the left of the photo, presents her lovely assets to my digital camera, as nurse Sherrie makes change for a "patient." Heart Attack Grill's simple menu is posted at the top of the photo.
Photo: As photogenic nurse Kortnie makes change, to the left of the photo, nurse Sherrie explains the procedure to a willing "patient" that he's about to undergo. The nurses are eager to explain the "procedures" to the "patients," e.g. customers, or hungry, mostly male diners.
Photo: "Hottie" nurse Stacie serves me my Double-bypass burger, complete with an order of Fatliner Fries, cooked in lard, with a smile on her face, and a wiggle of all of her finest assets. It doesn't get any better than this!
Photo: Oh baby! Stacie shows my digital camera her awesome assets, as she serves hungry customers. Note the standing up roll of paper towels, which is a necessity at Heart Attack Grill, as their burgers are juicy, and finger lickin' good!
Photo: Dr. Jon Basso, the owner, and chief cook and bottlewasher of the Heart Attack Grill, gives me his best medical pose. Note that Dr. Jon always dresses in his finest medical gear, which is protocol to operate the restaurant according to contemporary medical procedures.
Photo: Stacie, Sherrie and Kortnie sing the song, "Happy Birthday," to honor patient Kurt, dressed in a black T-shirt, to the right of the photo, to the amusement of the other lunch patrons. Note the gal near in the center of the photo, who is the solo woman customer in the store at the time of this photo. Her male companion seems quite amused by the antics of the beautiful nurses that Heart Attack Grill employs...
Photo: Dr. Jon gives me, the author, a complementary check-up before I consume by Double-Bypass Burger and Fatliner Fries, cooked in lard.
Photo: Nurse Kortnie shows me a Triple-Bypass Burger that she was serving to another patient. Nurse Kortnie is a true "hottie" in my eyes, but at 20 years old, almost qualifies for me as a grand daughter.
Photo: Could you eat this? Could you even attempt to eat this mountain of meat, onions, cheese, bacon and buns? I couldn't, as that's why I wimped-out and chose a Double-Bypass Burger. This is a Triple-Bypass Burger, complete with 1-1/2 of hamburger, lots of cheese, onions and tomatoes, and packs something like 3000 calories and who knows how many grams of fat. This burger is a scourge to P.E.T.A., vegetarians, communists, Kim Jong-il, who currently is the crazy dictator of North Korea, Taliban wannabees, graffiti artists, terrorists, Greenpeace thugs, tree huggers, the Sierra Club, and environmental-crazy people everywhere. Oh yes, I'll include the likes of Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, and Barack Obama... true socialists, who desire to morph Our Great Country into a left-wing, socialist state, using the socialistic state of Canada as a role model. Not to mention lunitic feminists, nurse advocates, anti-abortion critics, and just about anybody who harbors a grudge against society. However to lovers of fine burgers, and regular guys like I am, it's true burger paradise, and Dr. Jon is the king of burgers!
Photo: My buddy Jim takes a photo of my with "nurse" Kortnie, before I undergo my double bypass procedure. From the look on my face, I'm not dreading the "operation."
Photo: Nurse Kortnie suggested that I "tenderize" her before I began my double bypass operation, and judging by the smile on my face, I was happy to take her up on her offer.
Photo: Darn, at least I have to "size" what I'm getting into. Nurse Kortnie didn't seem to mind the "procedure."
Photo: After undergoing the "tenderizing" procedure, I had to ensure that all was well with "nurse" Kortnie. Borrowing Dr. Jon's sensitive stethoscope, I ensured that all was well with the lovely nurse.
Photo: I'll take a wild guess, after viewing these photos from my visit at the Heart Attack Grill that you'll rightly perceive what part of the female anatomy I desire, and yes, I love a woman's butt! Nurse Kortnie presents for my camera a part of her body that I find quite photogenic, and my digital camera seems to share my tastes.
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